...look at me now! 

at the end of a statement you say this to make the person you're talking to feel like a loser. orrrrr, (if you don't like hurting people's feelings) you say this at the end of a statement when something really good happens to you.

cory: yo check out my nike dunks i just bought last week.
derrick: yea man, those are cool... but check out my cool grey jordans11 that i got yesterday ...look at me now!

student: mrs. kindergarten teacher, remember when you told me that i'd be cleaning floors at mcdonalds when i grow up? pwaaahaaa, i'm the ceo of my OWN mcdonalds now shawty ...look at me now!

...look at me now! by takemeaway_09 June 19, 2011

Look at me! I'm the Captain now. 

A quote from Captain Phillips by Muse towards the Captain.

"Look at me! I'm the Captain now"

Muse:"Look at me! I'm the Captain now."

Captain Phillips:*silence*

Look at me! I'm the Captain now. by Scott2357 June 5, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012