ΤΟΥΟΤΑ

-Α 4-wheeled vehicle which is called "car" by:

a)people who had a lobotomy and they are now unable to experience human feelings

b)human beings without testicles or generally with testosterone deficiency

d)japanese people

e)my father

Only exception: The SUPRA.

-It also used without prescription as a cure against insomnia

-Doctor I feel very tired lately... What's wrong?
-How old are you?
-I'm 51...
-Hmmmm... You drive a ΤΟΥΟΤΑ ?
-Yes! I bought it few months ago! But how...
-OK! It's male menopause.

by pankoo August 12, 2009