/uj 

"Unjerk"
In a circlejerk (or more commonly found in circletwerk), one may use "/uj" to interject and say something serious.

Usually used where most people are joking around and one wants to bring more depth or seriousness in a discussion.

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
"Jet fuel can't melt steel memes"
"/uj Scientifically, it really isn't possible for the jet fuel to melt steel beams the way the did, because its hottest temperature is 1500°F and steel melts at 2500°F."

/uj by nothx29 June 4, 2015

uj 

Abbreviation for unjerk. Any text following this is authentic and is not a troll nor circlejerk... theoretically.

/uj I agree because...
/rj We live in a society

uj by sunwithfaceclap June 23, 2019

UJ 

Underage-Juice

14/15-year-old girls used by boys in sixth form for a booty call. Decision taken on part of girl, having been blinded by boy's ability to wear own clothes at school and (often) possession of car. Decision taken on part of boy because attracting a girl of equal mental-level is too hard and UJ is easy poon.

'Ugh, check out mini-skank' 'That's the UJ that the whole William Howard Sixth Form has been handing round."

"Ugh why is that UJ getting served?" "Dob her in?" "Fuck yeah"

UJ by swordfish49 April 5, 2010

uj 

under the table job. when you're sitting at a table eating dinner or whatever and a girl gives you something (hj, bj) under the table

"Dude, we were having dinner with her parents and she gave me a uj."

uj by getsome5000 June 7, 2009

uj 

pronounced huge without the h
means extremely young, youthful, fun, energetic (adjective)
new word, spread it!!!!

You are acting so uj today, did you have lots of sugar?

uj by BENessieCullen January 18, 2009

UJ 

-Noun
The acronym given to two people who happen to go to school together and possibly like each other, used primarily by their friends.

“Dude did you see Ursulla and Jayson holding hands in the hallway?”
“Yah they’re such an UJ”

UJ by Matacavage October 23, 2019

Uj 

It means poop but its used with friends

While I was ujing I was playing on my phone

Uj by M and M’s friend December 17, 2022