'Sperg 

To wax obsessive on a subject of interest. Often to the point of annoying those around you.

Mac 'sperged about his favorite video game so much that his wife who has never played it can tell you the plot.

'Sperg by Sheyona August 27, 2013

Sperg 

an aspergers person throwing a tantrum

to have an infantile shitfit about something completely arbitrary

He got banned from the IRC channel after sperging at the admins D:

Sperg by GenericPirate June 5, 2009

Sperg 

A term often used to describe an Asperger person who is known to throw tantrums and get dramatically passionate about a certain thing, much to the annoyance of others.

I once knew an autistic guy who fussed over the smallest details in a movie. He was a good example of a Sperg.

Sperg by RedWerewolf November 19, 2018

Sperg 

Generally a cringe inducing and annoying person. Someone who doesn't understand social ques, says inoppropriate things which can also be at an inappropriately loud volume. A person who seems to be under the impression everyone needs to hear their every thought, regardless of how appropriate it is to the situation.

Verb form; Sperging. (Sp-ER-g-ing)

*Note: This is completely separate from the condition known as "Aspergers Syndrome" which symptoms may mirror the same behavior.

At a funeral;

Cousin Tommy: (at a loud volume with grieving family within earshot) "Wow! Uncle Jimmies corps sure is pale. I wonder if they pumped him full of enough embalming fluid so he doesn't rot like in Game of Thrones and make everyone puke!"

You: "Dude... quit being such a sperg. Just sit down and shut up."

Sperg by Snopuppy March 24, 2023

sperg 

charlie

Charlie is a sperg

sperg by mr guck is a cunt March 4, 2022

Sperg 

1)A persuasive definition used by midwits and halfwits against the rational speech of their interlocutor who is showing superior analytical intelligence both in the decompositional sense of breaking down a concept into simpler parts and the regressive sense of working back to find more fundamental principles or reasons for assertions.

2)A persuasive definition used by individuals who are not good thinkers, and thus think in terms of overly broad principles that lack any nuance or detail against individuals applying the Socratic method against them.

John: Good humor is whatever people around you say is funny
Tim: What if you are around a bunch of sadists who get glee out of seeing the suffering of small children with cancer, and you make a cruel joke about their horrible condition, and the people laugh, does that make it good humor.
John: Ahh
Tim: Okay, what if you are around a bunch of small children, and you tell a fart joke and they laugh, is that good humor
John: You are sperging
Tim: No, I am not "sperging", I just have an attention to detail and nuance. Your original statement about what is good humor is seriously flawed, and you have shown that you have not thought about this very well. I have just shown that humor can't be overly hateful in the example of laughing about the cruel fate that these small children with cancer have, and I am also showing that good humor must have some degree of intelligence because schoolyard children laughing at a fart joke is clearly not good humor. If you let this method proceed we can get to a more sophisticated concept of humor like that defined by Aristotle as "educated insolence". With your line of thinking we would always be stuck thinking that water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit, because we never go to "higher altitudes" to get a breadth and depth of perspective which causes us to get better explanations like boiling occurring when atmospheric pressure equals vapor pressure.

Sperg by Philopolemos July 8, 2022

Sperg 

A super neat-o swamp/magical land that is perfect for doing anything illegal behind the cemetery Rest Haven in Hagerstown, Maryland.

Coooolguy: Hey man, want to hit up Sperg later? I got some Earl Sweatshirt, and DAAAAMN dat shit is potent.

RageQueen: AW SHIT MAN, let's go to Sperg NAO.

Sperg by Berfaknee April 22, 2011