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$30,000 Millionaire 

A person who earns roughly 30 to 40k a year but acts like a millionaire in front of their peers. Someone who maxes-out their credit cards, leases everything and hangs out at trendy bars in order to impress and ultimately score with the opposite sex. It's not what you make... it's what you fake. www.30kmillionaires.com
Brian is nothing more than a $30,000 millionaire. He doesn't own a damn thing. Even his furniture is leased.
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The, although inflated, price of an UrbDic shirt. Buy it with this definition and get $0.00 off of your order!
Me and my 1-inch bought this $30.00 shirt, along with everything else UrbDic has to offer, because I'm filthy rich! My 1-inch is just the first part though, and I'm not the best in the bedroom...
$30.00 by Humanish October 1, 2020

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$30K Millionaire 

A 30k millionaire is a person, usually a guy, who makes around 30k a year, usually from working at a window tinting shop, loan office, or an occupation that does not by any means require a college degree. With his pitiful a income, he spends it all on bottles of champagne at clubs, a boat,a nice car, and sometimes a 3-day trip to Vegas, only to be left with nothing in his account by overdraft fees and possibly a pending loan.

A 30k millionaire does this in order to make himself look like he's somebody, but in reality, he goes home at night and jacks off, using his own tears as lube. Please 30k millionaires, do society a huge favor and shoot yourselves.
Dude, I just got off the phone with Steven. He's hitting up the club tonight, VIP with a bottle of Crystal. He told us to bring some bitches! He's such a piece of shit 30k millionaire.
Patrick Sullivan is a $30K Millionaire with his 520 credit score.
$30K Millionaire by Reps 4 Jesus September 30, 2017