If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.
Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"
by pynchonian October 31, 2014
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1. To go to some place mainly for entertainment or sightseeing.

note: this phrase always has a meaning of a distance, so it can't be used for a type of a place, unless it's a specific place (Can't say "Let's throw our bones to the cinema", but can say "Let's throw our bones to Jam Hall")

2. Take a seat, especially when there is a choice what table/lobby sofa/seats in the airport/place for a picnic etc to occupy.
Throw one's bones somewhere:

If there are no better ideas let's throw our bones to the Dungeon Disco.

-- What?
-- I dunno... It's so crowded there...
-- Then let's throw our bones right here. No noise, no traffic - great table!
by Ebakvak May 24, 2009
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it's when someone say something over and over or something that make you just say what??? Or hell naw
them" he buddy friend pal... can I copy your homework?"
You".... boy if you don't gone somewhere

Or
Them "hey you dropped your pocket"
You"... boy if you don't gone somewhere "

Or
Them" you got games on your phone??? You got games on your phone???? You got games on your...
You- boy if you don't gone somewhere
by Weirdo-chip July 21, 2017
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Used to signify disdain at the current situation.
A need to be awesome, somewhere else.
Guy 1: Wow, this party is really lame. When they said it was gonna be all hot girls we didn't expect them to have sweatshirts on!
Guy 2: Let's go be awesome somewhere else
Guy 1: Gravy
by McDank18 February 10, 2011
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The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.
Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?

Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.

Chris Hanson: what the fuck?
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What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.

Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.

Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.
I AIN'T NEVA BEEN CALLIN YO CRIB! NAH FUCK DAT! MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHA FUCKUH!
by Tyrone B. Anthony July 25, 2011
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