Boy 1: Why is (generic boy's name) grounded?
Boy 2: Oh, (generic boy's name)? Yeah he got completely rekt. His parents caught him masturbating in the bathroom to his phone, and took his phone away from him. He was so mad that he did not get to finish that he punched a hole in his wall. His parents said they are going to give him his phone back April 1st, but really he won't be able to get it back and finish until April 3rd.
Boy 2: Oh, (generic boy's name)? Yeah he got completely rekt. His parents caught him masturbating in the bathroom to his phone, and took his phone away from him. He was so mad that he did not get to finish that he punched a hole in his wall. His parents said they are going to give him his phone back April 1st, but really he won't be able to get it back and finish until April 3rd.
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 13, 2017
When someone is rekt so hard that you have to add the suffix: -ed. Usually said from one 12 year old to another.
Jared: Piss off!! I keep dying!
Harry: Shut up n00b!
Tony: Dude don't be mad just because you're getting absolutely rekted.
Harry: Shut up n00b!
Tony: Dude don't be mad just because you're getting absolutely rekted.
by Toje Bigboy April 26, 2016
by jazzylad December 13, 2014
When someone throws multiple rapid fire insults at a particular person so quickly that they don't have time to register the previous insults and are therefor speechless because they are trying to remember the insults so they can defend themselves.
by Aaron'sFriends January 12, 2015
A word used to describe some or in action of someone who got "owned" or decimated in a fight or argument. It is widely used by gamers and hipsters. This doesn't mean your not cool by saying this.
Gamer 1: You think you can 1v1 me and not get rekt?
Gamer 2: Unless your looking to suck my dick.
Gamer 1: When did genitals get evolved?
Gamer 2: Unless your looking to suck my dick.
Gamer 1: When did genitals get evolved?
by Pegu March 8, 2015
by UrbanSky June 28, 2016
by Guyn July 25, 2015