hotter than blue blazes 

Hotter than blue blazes is a way for hillbilly to say it's hot outside

Ask Priscilla if it's hot out . She said its hotter than blue blazes out there.

hotter than blue blazes by Bearcatkev June 19, 2018

Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch 

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.

Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch by WesNile December 14, 2007

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock 

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock by Nick D July 23, 2006

hotter than the devil's dick 

Excrutiatingly hot and humid.

Man, its hotter than the devil's dick today!

hotter than the devil's dick by Lynniecat April 20, 2006

hotter than balls 

When the weather is so damn hot, wet and humid, it's hotter than a man's balls. You're sweating so much that your pants stick to your ass and you just feel like shit.

My pants were tight, it was humid--I was hotter than balls.

hotter than balls by DPG60 June 15, 2007

hotter than a three balled tom cat 

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

hotter than a three balled tom cat by WesNile December 14, 2007