national bully mason day: the prelude

You bully people named mason because they cant date women

Cant wait for national bully mason day: the prelude on February 22nd!

by J@$H February 18, 2022

National Send Nudes Day

April 17th National Send Nudes Day. Flash your stuff to your special someone!

Did you know it’s national send nudes day?

by Jsnqwifiekajsid May 27, 2018

National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.

1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there

by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021

National retard day

MAY 23RD - celebrate ur retard homies

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!

by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024

national nephew day

on may 31st you will do anything to make your nephew feel appreciated. show him love.

omg guys, today is national nephew day. let me go give him a hug and tell him how much i love him.

by lani knows best May 31, 2022

Karo national day

February 5 is Karo day because it’s his bday and it is more important than any other day in February

What’s Karo national day? It’s Karo day!

by Karoloveschickennuggsts February 5, 2024

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day fall on April 20th

Males may have their dicks sucked multiple times in one day Females may suck as many dicks as wished and CANT be judged on this day only .

Carlos: hey Sam ,I’m with my boys, want to suck our cocks?
Sam: i wish I could but I don’t want to be called a hoe .
Carlos : it’s National Suck Dick Day

Sam: oh yeah I forgot , I will be there soon .

by Helll yeahhh May 28, 2018