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Balls Inspection Day

On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.
No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.
by gaymfgayming August 18, 2022
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Crystal Ball

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.
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Balls

The soggy and drooping matter that usually weighs anywhere between 1 gram and 15 gigatonnes. This riveting colored solid substance is typically found within male specimens, hanging miserably below his penis, which is 2 inches. This can also be used as a metaphor when describing one's bravery. Another way it can be used is to nut off, which males like you do in your mom's basement every night.
Thaqif has got some big bubalicious balls!
Harold's balls look like withered raisins...
I used my balls to nut off last night!
That dude's got some balls asking my mom out.
by Gigaindianchad May 17, 2022
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No Balls

the sacred phrase used by the boys that can make any man do anything
by shrimp dic November 20, 2020
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balls

Big, bouncy, round things that kids and sometimes adults play with
Kid 1: "I really love these balls"
Kid 2: "Me too"
Kid 1: "They're so bouncy and fun!"
Kid 2: "Exactly!"
by gay man 25.6 April 3, 2022
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Balls

The miss understood term for food/eyes
“Randy, get your balls on my face right now”
“Damiem stole and is licking my balls”
“Balls can spot and instantly look at a person.)
Lick my balls. Ok I’ll eat your popcorn chicken.”
“Someone ate my balls!”
“Ahh! My balls! I can’t see!”
by Ligmabawzdaby November 13, 2020
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Balls to the wall

According to my mom it’s when someone (especially a male) goes full ham and therefore is spread eagle on the wall getting frisked by a police officer
We are going balls to the wall tonight and may end up in jail!
by Yuni Drako October 13, 2018
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