puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Dank Dog

Dank Dog will rape anything within sight. He will even rape his owner to show his dominance. Dank Dog is above all others, and is the king of dogs.

Look at Dank Dog rape his owner.

by harry the rich March 19, 2022

bone-dog

n. insignificant, symbolic monetary work bonus; a "bonus" in name only

adj. intended to pacify with money: as in "throwing a dog a bone"

Tiffany was looking forward to her Christmas bone-dog; Tiffany was always disappointed in her office's bone-dog approach to quarterly bonuses.

by Slater29 March 25, 2011

will-dog

Top donny with that dapper style. Pro fortnite boss man. Man pulls bare bitches with his pro gamer skill. Hosts many controversial opinions but one thing is for sure. This man has one big bunda

My brother will-dog

by Ollie pizza November 20, 2020

Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)

Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it

by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021

Greasy dog leg

When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.

Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.

by boobyhumps February 13, 2020

Chili-Dog

The act of wiping your penis between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean it off.

Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".

by Sabreraider April 19, 2024