The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley

John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!

by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011

Prarie Dogging

When you have to shit so bad it slides in and out of your ass.

Dad stop the car, I'm Prarie Dogging!

by Bosses 1969 September 25, 2015

Dumb Dog

A tall bald man usually an electrician who is useless at most things.

Did you see that Dumb Dog? He couldn’t even tie his shoelaces properly

by Maddog 360 May 21, 2021

dog cereal

When your aim is absolute trash

“Bro what are you doing, your aim is dog cereal”

by Ironangel February 14, 2024

Sod the dog

A upper class, posh meaning of "who cares". Many Georgians used the phrase and is still used now by very formal spoken people.

Sod the dog what you think, I'm going shopping

by @catsbeltbombik September 28, 2021

chinese dog

Nickname for a cat.

I like chinese dog very much dogs.

by jerry dow April 14, 2019

Chili Cheese Dog

When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.

I told you some girls like dick cheese, she made me a chili cheese dog last night!

by My moist is critical October 22, 2024