shit balls

Someone who gets turned on by watching or sucking their balls and shiting at the same time.

I creeply watched as some random person did shit balls in public
Jason shat while sucking his balls.

I watched as my friend was sucking balls and having great diarrhea at the same time.

Yo man why you be shitting while sucking yo balls??

by pussyfarter March 12, 2022

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dragon balls

When you enjoy the action of a man dragging his balls all over your face.

Do you want to play dragon balls?
What's dragon ball?
when your drag-on your balls all over my face!

by S.Dubb October 3, 2016

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A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.

Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!

by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 15, 2024

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ball sack

what is big in the summer small in the winter? a mans genitals!

can I put my ball sack in your jaw

by the explainer of all March 28, 2022

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Balls

You don’t have any

Person1: hello
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance

How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

The answer

use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.

by Opnoobisme December 5, 2021

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