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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once
Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!
by Slappdat October 4, 2017
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The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.
According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.
by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024
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One direction

One direction band member Louis Tomlinson likes girls who like carrots
by Daddy directioner August 30, 2020
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one tough son of a bitch

throws thumbs of after getting hit in a fight
austin seamen was one tough son of a bitch at that fight today!”
by kmalokks March 23, 2022
mugGet the one tough son of a bitchmug.

Rip one

When your 30 yards out with the ball and your mate shouts "RIP ONE" there's only one place that ball is going, Upper echelon .
Andy! RIP ONE !!!!
by The Football wiz November 9, 2016
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