One direction

A band on a 18 month hiatus

One direction band member Louis Tomlinson likes girls who like carrots

by Daddy directioner August 30, 2020

One Nut

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.

I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.

by Sukon medick May 8, 2025

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

by Slappdat October 4, 2017

Rip one

When your 30 yards out with the ball and your mate shouts "RIP ONE" there's only one place that ball is going, Upper echelon .

Andy! RIP ONE !!!!

by The Football wiz November 9, 2016

Blew one

to state facts someone didn’t know

He didn’t know what was happening, so I blew one on him.

by Christinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 14, 2024

no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 28, 2023

one hit hoe

One hit hoe who chases the sac , and will suck your dick on just a promise that you will give them a hit. Not necessarily ever giving her a hit of the pipe.

She a one hit hoe she will do anything for a hit!

by Shaneathon80 November 22, 2018