by Natali art September 26, 2017

A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.
Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?
Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
by Spansih Ricky August 27, 2013

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022

When you are going down on someone and your beard is so long you get your own beard hair caught in your throat.
Last night I went down on her and hair of the dogged myself. I coughed up a giant hairball in the morning.
by 3viliv3 October 12, 2022

by Mathamumuffins June 21, 2021

super dog is a dog and sketch from the TV show Whitest Kid U' Know on the fourth sketch in the fifth episode of Season 3
"This song is for everyone in the club,
someone real' special just walked in the door,
and he's ready to party."
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Say, "Hail to the chief,
hail to the chief!"
Someone grab a stick and play fetch with the chief.
Super dog's in the discotheque
And he's gonna' take some honeys in here to bed.
He doesn't roll over, and never begs
If you look real good he'll hump your leg.
But don't get mad, girls, don't get bitter
Some lucky lady's gonna have his litter
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Oh Super Dog, don't kill us all
Don't murder us with your furry paws
We are your subjects, you're our ruler
Like Kennedy and Buddha but so much cooler.
The bark you make is a golden sound
And the spots on your coat so round and brown
The cute little curl that's in your tail
And nobody wears a cape so well
It's Super Dog, yes Super Dog
Everybody get a picture with Super Dog
Pet him on the head
Give him a toy
Oh Super Dog is such a good boy
It's Super Dog, yeah Super Dog
Everybody get in line and touch Super Dog
Please bless our food
And bless our crops
So we pray that the music never ever stops
someone real' special just walked in the door,
and he's ready to party."
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Say, "Hail to the chief,
hail to the chief!"
Someone grab a stick and play fetch with the chief.
Super dog's in the discotheque
And he's gonna' take some honeys in here to bed.
He doesn't roll over, and never begs
If you look real good he'll hump your leg.
But don't get mad, girls, don't get bitter
Some lucky lady's gonna have his litter
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Oh Super Dog, don't kill us all
Don't murder us with your furry paws
We are your subjects, you're our ruler
Like Kennedy and Buddha but so much cooler.
The bark you make is a golden sound
And the spots on your coat so round and brown
The cute little curl that's in your tail
And nobody wears a cape so well
It's Super Dog, yes Super Dog
Everybody get a picture with Super Dog
Pet him on the head
Give him a toy
Oh Super Dog is such a good boy
It's Super Dog, yeah Super Dog
Everybody get in line and touch Super Dog
Please bless our food
And bless our crops
So we pray that the music never ever stops
by liquiddave July 15, 2021

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