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by And good morning June 19, 2020

One digit morning

The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.

"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."

"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"

by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021

balls, big ones

a phrase Tommyinnit used describe what he wanted one time

"what item do you want in minecraft Tommy?"
"balls, big ones"

by anundesireduser June 20, 2022

Ons

An acronym for Owari No Seraph (seraph of the end). An anime about an abused gay sexy blonde vampire, trying to rescue his King of salt from the humans experiments.

Have you finished ons yet?
Yes, and I'm dead now. Ferid is a dick.

by Yoi1999 October 26, 2017

One Four Heaven

A sex act often performed in snooker halls.

The black, the pink and the blue balls are inserted into the anus and the erect penis has a dusting of chalk on the tip.

Jimmy, do you fancy a game? Winner gets a one four heaven.

by NorthernPython January 16, 2017

The one armed balboa

In dodge ball, one who can swing the ball side armed and must be 300 pounds plus.

In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.

by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017

A Real One

Willing to do anything sensual for your homies

Example: Only a real one can tickle my inside properly.

by CleverLeo202 November 19, 2022