One Two

A one-two is a term used in football to indicate a pass towards another teammate.

Messi does a One Two, to not let the opposite team have the ball.

by gangsterbob September 24, 2025

Hole In one

When you stand over a girl and jerk off and the the cum lands in her pussy mid air

Yo dude I made a hole in one in vanessa from the roof!

by bdriggy September 28, 2025

Kentucky hole in one

When a woman shoots a ping pong ball from her pussy and the man catches it in his mouth.

Me and my girlfriend did the Kentucky hole in one last night but I dropped the ball.

by Slow240sx October 1, 2025

Twenty One Pilots

The gayest band on this earth. It consists of Tyler Joseph, who is a kitchen sink, but nobody knows what that means and Josh Dun who's putting on a drum show. They don't wanna be heard, they wanna be listen to. They're trying to collect all twenty one pilots. Tyler has a pet cheetah in his basement, his name's Jason Statham. Also they can't sleep. Basically That's the only thing they sing about. They're pretty cool people.

Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD BREACH BY TWENTY ONE PILOTS? THE END OF THE TRECH SAGA IS INSANE. CLANCY BECOME A BISHOP?
Person 2: the only one insane thing is you

by anonymous October 4, 2025

That one guy nobody invited

That one unwanted person who ALWAYS finds a way to get into your conversations no matter the topic.

You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”

by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025

One of the most idiots

An idiot so stupid, they don't even have a rank in their idioticness.

This dude is One of the most idiots.

by ThatOneArtistLOL October 9, 2025

Which one did I stop

The one that contacted that therapist that Jordan Peterson spoke to 3 -4 years ago. They were talking explicitly about school shootings and the guy he was talking about Saud a would-be shooter contacted a mentally health professional commensurate with the thing I said AND Jordan and the rest of your have a practice of highlighting people who are peripherally associated WHILE DENYING ME CREDIT for my contributions. That contribution being that I stopped a shoot schooling and YOU STOPPED 0 BITCH. MORE THAN YOU STOPPED. HOW MANY DID YOU STOP? Because I know from your participation in THIS that you CHOSE the child murder when the option was given to you but I know from your participation in THIS VERY THING that you also don't grasp the concept of "Choosing wrong" and "you being wrong and bad and dumb." So I don't know what that is all about. If it's some intellectual deficiency or mental retardation or what.

Hym "Which one did I stop. THAT ONE. That's why the not given me credit is the problem. And why your not giving me the credit I deserve. Because if I get the credit commensurate with the things then I'm the one who stopped a school shooting, you are not. I'm the one who protected kids, you are the one who did the wrong thing deliberately to spite me in THE NAME OF PROTECTING KIDS and then YOU stopped however many YOU stopped which TO ME looks like ZERO. Which shouldn't look like that to you. If it looks to you like I haven't stopped any school shootings, then THAT is something that had be done TO YOU and, deliberately so, so they YOU are operating on baseline assumptions that are wrong so that the people who have deliberately misinformed you for the purpose getting you to greenlight their theft from me. That one. So YOU stopped as many as YOU stopped... And then YOU did the thing deliberately that I said would result in child murdered instead of stopping anything. So..."

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025