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I find this video difficult to masturbate to.

When a person, most typically on youtube, feels the need to state that they are trying extremely hard to recieve sexual pleasure from the video they post this comment on. It is likely that the video is strange or awkward thus making the comment all the more entertaining for the reader.
I find this video difficult to masturbate to.
by xlollerskatesx May 16, 2011
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Look at all the fucks I give!

When one holds both their hands out in the formation of an empty cup and then says, "Look at all the fucks I give!"

It's used as a common form of I don't give a fuck.
Ashley Anabelle: "Tess! My body is on fire!"

Tess Marie: "Look at all the fucks I give!"

But we're just joking we love each other! <3
by Ashley Anabelle and Tess Marie January 17, 2011
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can i ask you a question?

The most stupidest idiotic question you could ask someone, because you 1) Asked if you "can" when you just did, 2) because you just asked a question asking if you could ask a question & 3) cause you are stupid
by CA3B20A3G October 1, 2007
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I gots my Ice-cubes

When a person of the male gender gets a boner but it is in too much of an inappropriate place for the male to announce it to his bros(,classroom) When his bros here this they instantly turn to see the reason for the boner.
Brett: I GOTS MY ICE-CUBES!!!!!
Rony (turning to see the sexy Danielle bending down in front of Brett):I GOTS MY ICE-CUBES!!!!
by CommanderBIG55 February 7, 2010
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I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE

Well, it's simple : -face-

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE
by Dwarf Squid January 10, 2014
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can i shag ur nan

To place your hand upon one’s head to shag them and it is a symbol of honor.
can i shag ur nan, i would be very honored if you allowed me to.
by I will shag ur nan May 10, 2019
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I 1 2 half 6

Me say I 1 2 half 6
Other person I want to have sex
by CaTsArEgOoD June 7, 2019
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