Dock Ellis bitch

exclamation; used when having navigated a difficult situation while under the influence. (2) n. the event of being inebriated while functioning at something meant for people who are sober such as working or performing brain surgery.

Named for Dock Ellis, the Padres pitcher who took three tabs of LSD and accidentally pitched a no-hitter.

"High as hell AND I passed the bar exam. Dock Ellis, bitch!"
"I pulled a straight up Dock Ellis bitch at school today."
"Yeah, I'm drunk. And I'm calling you from the cockpit, homie! Dock Ellis bitch!"

by Spider Goodlegs September 12, 2005

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stupid bitch energy

A person that exudes the feeling of being an idiot. They may do stupid dumbass things. You can feel that someone’s is a stupid bitch from the start from Stupid Bitch Energy

“They fell down a flight of 5 stairs and broke their arm” “called it. They had stupid bitch energy from the start”

by Muffinbutts August 6, 2018

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Little Bitch Boy

Someone who says they’re down for a get together and then dips out 3 hours before it starts

“Oh yeah I’ll be there”

Narrator voice: Noah, the little bitch boy, was not there

by Imaddictedtocarcaine August 6, 2021

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Psycho bitch mommy

Something someone calls you when they have no better comeback to come up with.

"You're a tubby-time-bomb!"
"Well...You're a Psycho bitch mommy!"

by The mommy January 26, 2010

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Two Trip Bitch

When someone goes back for groceries a second time instead of taking all the damn groceries in at once like how every other SANE person does.

Person 1: hey can you take the groceries inside for me?
Person 2: yeah gimme a sec
Person 1: where’s the rest of them?
Person 2: I’m going back for them now.
Person 1: Mama didn’t raise no two trip bitch!

by 2tripBitch April 20, 2020

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