Canadian fire sex

After two canadians split a tim hortons they sit on a fire and have sex.

Oh yeah dude they totally had canadian fire sex.

by Sirbadbrad April 17, 2020

Total sex day

9 April should be national total sex day cuz Gerard Way was born this day

« OMG did you know that National total sex day was actually called National total sex day because Gerard Way was born this day?! »

by jkjkdany May 26, 2020

vincents sex life

non existent may soon exist

Vincents sex life is non existent

by Nibbabooty September 7, 2020

Mr. President Sex

To invite someone over, or to stay the night, under the premise of sex, only to not make it past 2nd base the entire night. Must be done at least three times in order to be considered Mr. President sex.

Jimmy invited me over last night and made it seem like there’d be some P in V action. Instead he just Mr. President sexed me.

by vote for this dick October 24, 2023

It's not always about sex

Something women say when they know you're not their sexual preference or when you're not good in bed

1. Everything that comes out your mouth is always sexual. Chill out bro, I get that you like me but It's not always about sex

2. We can sleep together without u wanting to fuck me every night. It's not always about sex, there's more to a relationship

by J91GMaine April 24, 2023

Guru Sex Wizard

An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.

Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.

by Flare_Snagz August 22, 2023

Corona sex protection

When you are feeling un well and bare back your side woman and cough in her face hopefully Corona will kill her and the unborn child

Jed- rich did u Shag your side pice
Rich- yeah but think I got Corona so went bare back and coughed in her face two deaths for the price of one
Ged- that's some good Corona sex protection

by Psychic fuck December 12, 2020