Pussy Monopoly

The act of being so uncool that you are sarcastically accused of owning all the pussy in that proximity. This can be used in many instances, shitty outfits, shitty vehicles, vaping, ordering fajitas, backing into parking spaces..

(Watches someone holding up traffic so they back their F350 into a spot at Outback Steakhouse) Hey this dude has a pussy monopoly, save some for the rest of us!

by BigDaddyRy October 19, 2023

pop off pussy queen

When some bitch says you can mow them down

Omg pop off pussy queen

by popoffpussyqueen23 October 19, 2023

Chantelle's pussy

The best pussy on Earth. A divine, magical place handcrafted by the lord himself.

Person 1: Man, I could really use a snack.

Person 2: You should try eating Chantelle's pussy, that shit is magical.

by esquatch123 October 19, 2023

landfill pussy

Harlot that gives multiple users access to her coochie. Anyone can just enter and leave.

BreBre got that landfill pussy, you can smash without any effort.

by YepthatguyImhim October 20, 2023

pussy dem

This can be used instead of calling people ‘snitches’

“Gah block the pussy dem(snitches)”

“pussy dem(snitches) deh allova ”

by Jiggggaaaniggaaa October 20, 2023

Pussy Juice

A type of juice only pussies will drink. Basically any nonalcoholic drink is considered “Pussy Juice”.

-Yo, what you sippin on?
-Nun, some cranberry juice.
-Get rid of that Pussy Juice and have some tequila.

by Mr.Nastee October 21, 2023

Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.

Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!

by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023