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High School

High school is like riding a bike, and the bike's on fire, and the ground's on fire, and everything's on fire 'cause you're in hell.
by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023
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high schooler sleep schedule

If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.
Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023
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High Functioning Fool

Someone who possesses intelligence or creativity and uses those abilities to come up with clever or inventive methods for engaging in foolish things
Although she was hailed as a genius in her field, the renowned scientist's eccentric experiments often showcased her identity as a high functioning fool.

A: "Have you heard about Professor Thompson's latest project?"
B: "Oh, you mean the one where she attempted to create a perpetual motion machine using rubber ducks and bubblegum?"
A: "Exactly! It's mind-boggling how someone so accomplished can come up with such bizarre and impractical ideas."

B: "Well, she's definitely a high functioning fool. It's like she puts all her intelligence into finding unique ways to do foolish things."
A: "True, but you can't deny her ability to think outside the box. It's just a shame that her brilliance is often overshadowed by her unconventional choices."
by Man_Of_Medan June 13, 2023
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High Time Preference Americans

"According to our research analytics, our product has secured the market share of High Time Preference Americans. This appears to be a growing trend among Gen Z consumers."
by xXxKimboSpice88xXx September 6, 2023
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high protocol

High protocol is, in the BDSM community, a set of rules (or pre-determined etiquette) that are deemed acceptable behaviour for a submissive in a dom/sub relationship.
My partner and I are a fan of high protocol so I follow all their rules to a T, 24/7, when they punish me
by Garak September 7, 2023
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High dollar piss

Go grab some high dollar piss at the chevron.
by Wade, MD. September 21, 2023
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re-high

When you get high with one group of friends, then after they have time to come down, you go get high with another group of friends.
"Man, are you high anymore?" "Cuz i'm not."
"Naw, i'm re-high."
by gaby March 26, 2005
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