Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral

Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude

by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018

one arm workout

when a man grabs his erect penis and starts pounding it like a jack rabbit

i did the one arm workout so fast

(masterbate)

by Owen Ryley December 8, 2017

One in the pink, one in the stink

Used in US politics when one is undecided on a vote between two parties

Mark: it’s one in the pink, one in the stink for the conservatives
Bill: yeah rolling the dice

by Broskironi March 14, 2024

I don’t have one

Something you’re parents say to you so you don’t feel bad

Me: hey mum, you know I’m you’re favourite

Her: I don’t have one

by Weird guy March 3, 2021

torch one

To light up and smoke a marijuana cigarette.

Guy 1: Hey man do you want to go torch one? Its monkey paw. Guy 2: Hell yes bro I haven't tasted that strain in years.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

One up

One up from the least desirable bag of weed to buy

It's one up bro said the Waihekean to his stoner mate meaning the bag of weed is shit

by Gangha girl May 26, 2024