I-pad baby

A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.

Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."

by TDH12345 May 9, 2024

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Feeding the baby bird

When you're having sex with two girls and you pull your cock out of one of the girl's pussies and shoot jet after jet of hot, nourishing cum in the other girl's mouth and proudly exclaim, "you're welcome".

She could barely wait until I fed the baby bird. They both begged me for my cum. I had to get busy feeding the baby bird.

by ol' saddleface August 20, 2018

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Baby tent

A "baby tent" is created when a man's erect/semi-erect penis causes his clothing to stand out.

Mike just hugged Lucy and he's totally got a baby tent.

by Polymerisation April 11, 2011

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Air BN-Baby

When you finesse a female by staying in her house, thinking she in a relationship

Dreyo: Yo you movin down here to LA?
Marcus: Hell yeah i’m on my way now.
Dreyo: Where you staying? In the Mariott?
Marcus: Nah I got a Air BN-Baby waiting for me

by tbc.dreyo April 10, 2019

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Baby Boomer Beige

The metallic beige color offered as a paint option for most mid-sized sedans favored by seniors like the Toyota Camry and Honda Accord. A synonym of old man tan, granny gold, grandma gold, grandpa gold and geezer gold.

My first car was a 1992 Toyota Camry in Baby Boomer Beige.

by Makubukuru Pro July 24, 2018

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