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by You're all cunts. May 3, 2018

BELLY FULL OF COCK SNOT

A woman who swallows cum after oral sex

I wont need any dinner this evening I have a belly full of cock snot!

by clicker head April 28, 2006

Bent like a Berg cock

Peyronie's disease is a rare condition involving a deposit of scar tissue or plaque in the erectile tissue in the penis, sometimes causing painful and curved erections. A fellow nicknamed Berg suffered from a severe case of Peyronie's disease. As a result, his erect penis had a significant curvature. This gave rise to the somewhat popular saying "bent like a Berg cock".

A football player breaks his ankle out on the field, so he tells the physio "man my ankle's Bent like a Berg cock ".

by Lesra December 13, 2008

sperm burping cock pig

2 cent hore that is so slutty that when she burps sperm is ejected from the mouth(usually pig sperm).

My good freind Steve Orr

by Johnny February 13, 2004

Skyguy's Huge Throbbing Cock

Skyguy's overly large pulsating penis

Person: Happy birthday Title, make a wish!
Title: I wish I could have Skyguy's Huge Throbbing Cock inside me 😫
Person: same

by Haha yes! October 30, 2018

Cock Blocking like a G

The act of not letting someone get any kind of physical contact with their lover. Often used in cock block wars or just to piss someone off.

Jackie - "Damn, you were Cock Blocking like a G today!"

Danielle - "Yea BITCHH, you deserved it for preventing me from getting any yesterday!"

by youwish1111 May 25, 2011

AIDS infected cougar cock

when some thing or some situation is REALLY awful to the max, then it sucks AIDS infected cougar cock.

When I was in the medical clinic's waiting room the TV was on the TVLand channel and it was showing an episode of Miami Vice. It became very clear to me about how most TV shows of today truly suck AIDS infected cougar cock.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008