Dog Shit

A common unpleasant surprise one can find on their shoe after going on a walk in the park. Also it sticks nicely to your shoe and will enter every crevice of the bottom of your shoe as to make it nearly impossible to completely get rid of, so a tiny bit will be on your shoe permanently.

Sometimes after you return from a walk in the park, you're treated to dog shit on the bottom of your shoe that you have to scrape off bit by bit because nothing else will work.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 18, 2020

dog pedophile

someone who wants to fuck a dog. someone sexually attracted to their best friends dogs.

omg, madeline is a dog pedophile. She wants to fuck my dog cooper!

by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020

dog

A dog is someone that does something when told to, and don't have their own opinions.

Go get some water for me, dog.

by UwUOwOKwK December 20, 2020

dog on a kabob

1: is that how you spell kabob?
2: YUM
3: i just heard this while listening to something

______: they can have their dog on a kabob
me: IM GONNA LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY HA

by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020

Alaskan Snow Dog

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.

"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."

"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"

by Kinky addicts. December 22, 2020

Dog water

No PR, no earnings, no placements, box like a fish,

You got dog watered

by Fatalsalute December 23, 2020

Hot dog

A food item consisting of a bun, a cylinder of meat, and other such condiments

Despite the popular myth a hotdog is NOT, N O T a sandwich!

"the man in this gif is eating a hot dog, as he despises sandwiches."

by Daspeakerofdatruts October 21, 2020