1. Noun. A traditional Scandinavian competition dating back to the Middle Ages used as to measure a man's masculinity. The competition involves two men entering an oak sauna and, without the aid of refreshments, seeing how long they can bear the relentless, oaky heat. The last man left remaining in the sauna is declared the winner and true man, i.e. the possessor of masculinity, whilst the other is banished into the cold woodlands to fend for his survival.
Henry: Yo Ash, remember when I beat you in the sauna-off?
Ash: Yeah, my masculinity took a terrible beating that day.
Ash: Yeah, my masculinity took a terrible beating that day.
by shakka July 13, 2013
Get the sauna-offmug. by AmazingKen216 October 15, 2019
Get the Keel Offmug. When you're white enough to enjoy the socio-economic benefits, but you're actually mixed so you can criticize white people without seeming self-loathing.
Darren: "Man, white people suck."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."
by Playilan July 5, 2020
Get the off-white privilegemug. by gangster14 May 15, 2019
Get the im off a barmug. 
by jtrefgarne April 25, 2022
Get the Off-roadingmug. Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.
Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!
by YungTBagger January 13, 2023
Get the titties spotted off the port bawmug.