jack one in

To cock or load a round of ammunition into the chamber of a weapon.

My gun was unloaded, i forgot to jack one in.

by MarkXIX November 16, 2007

The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.

According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024

One direction

A band on a 18 month hiatus

One direction band member Louis Tomlinson likes girls who like carrots

by Daddy directioner August 30, 2020

no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 28, 2023

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

by Slappdat October 4, 2017

《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》One《¤》And《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》Two《¤》

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《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》One《¤》And《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Thing《¤》Two《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

one tough son of a bitch

throws thumbs of after getting hit in a fight

“austin seamen was one tough son of a bitch at that fight today!”

by kmalokks March 23, 2022