Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.

Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."

by H4MM3R December 28, 2008

face dogging

Someone watching all the time. For instance parents, teachers, security, santa.

You can't lie to grandma she's always face dogging you and knows the truth.

by Momma knows January 14, 2017

Fink Face

That face a dog makes when it's on its two hind legs panting and trying to reach you and while their heads are stretched upward, remember, the dog must be panting to make a fink face, and when the dogs head is stretched upwards, their necks kinda like, pull their cheeks, making their lips straighter and making their panting mouths a long breathing shape.

I was excited to meet my dog at back at home, she was so excited to see me!!! The cute little girl, her fink face was so cute when she was trying to reach up the door, her fink face made me awe so much!!!

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022

I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024

yer ma's face

the ultimate comeback for the typical slag-fest

Person one: "Aye, yer ma"
Person two: "Aye, yer face"
Person one: "Aye, yer ma's face!"

Quality...

by Turtle Genius December 31, 2009

funny face

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that's a nice face lol

(it's really polite )

hello lady "ه ه

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lady: omg I'm dead you are so hot your damn smile

you again> lady, that's very cool of yours , based 😎😎😎😎.

*smiles again with funny face* 😕😕💯💯💯

by ه ه ل ب December 30, 2021

Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.

Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!

by SunshineJunkie February 1, 2025