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Butt candled

When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.
Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.
by Hamurai September 27, 2018
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butt jargle

butt jargle(crocheted)
mann i just got my butt jargled
by butt jargle July 19, 2021
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A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
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Onion Butt

Onion Butt is usually a term used for a butt shaped like an onion. It’s also a tag on pornographic websites.
1. Damn! Did you see the size on that butt? It’s shaped like an onion! An Onion Butt!

2. I hooked up with a shawty who claims she’s a mixed Cherokee! She had a whole onion butt on her!

3. Did you see Mellisa visiting the other day? She has a whole bakery back there? That onion butt be looking good!
by The Black Reaper 00201 January 24, 2024
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Dust Pan Butt Crumb

When the janitor is cleaning and he comes across shreds of shitty toilet paper in his dust pan.
Hey did you get that picture of the dust pan butt crumb?
by Tan Stan September 28, 2023
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Butt Cake

I ate an excellent butt cake last night.
by psudeom January 30, 2018
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butt taster

someone who metaphorically tastes butts. someone who sucks a lot and therefore probably spends their time tasting butts.
Person A: The other day I was talking to Joe and he was being a total douche.

Person B: What a butt taster!
by benandjerrys1111 July 1, 2009
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