The urge to be first, the center of attention, or the front runner in any aspect of day-to-day life, the term deriving from the multiplayer video game position of "player one".
Fred has player one syndrome: he always has to have the first controller, otherwise he gets upset and doesn't play.
Marge has been really controlling lately. Maybe she has player one syndrome?
Why does Layla think she can get whatever she wants if she throws a tantrum? She's such a player one.
Marge has been really controlling lately. Maybe she has player one syndrome?
Why does Layla think she can get whatever she wants if she throws a tantrum? She's such a player one.
by kemist97 October 31, 2022

Dude you can't use a smart water bottle to bust one off.
Why not?
I don't think you need to be doing this if you have to ask...
Why not?
I don't think you need to be doing this if you have to ask...
by tragicbeautiful January 27, 2011

by Dori's dad March 16, 2024

by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.
Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.
Richard: I like getting butt slammed but
I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.
Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.
Richard: I like getting butt slammed but
I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.
by Sukon medick May 8, 2025

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once
by Slappdat October 4, 2017
