lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"

John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.

by whodatotherdude December 30, 2020

Lizard Face

A term sometimes used to deride a woman, most commonly a celebrity. Often used by women in response to their husbands or partners daring to suggest (or even think) said woman is attractive.

Fanny: “What movie did you boys choose?”
Jock: “The Wolf of Wall Street”
Fanny: “I’m not fucking watching that lizard face whore get her fish box out”
Jock: “But, I like…”
Fanny: “She stinks like sardines”
Raymond: “Geez, give Jock a break…”
Fanny: “You can shut the fuck up too with your crush on that geriatric lizard faced Aliens bitch!”

by Muzzlenz July 17, 2024

Two Faced

George Shelton or whatever

Geminis are so two faced

by Duhdmm July 21, 2025

Beat her face

She got face fu**ed

Bro I’m tryna beat her face

by Beat her face February 14, 2022

twilight face

You have a twilight face when you are: bored,apathetic,passive,retarded,emo and retarded,sad and retarded,retarded and stupid,the cast of twilight or extremely sluggish. Most of the time, all of these combined. The twilight face syndrome can manifest temporarily or it can be permanent.

Symptoms: excessive drooling, dog looking tongue that ALWAYS sticks out of the mouth, awkwardness ( see K-Stew)

Edward: I love you...

Bella: I love you to...

P: O.M.G look at her twilight face!

Me: She's got a constant twilight face!

by 1234567yyy February 29, 2012

shmeel face

When you're too baked to be described by any other word.

Stoner 1: "Yo brah, I'm too high right now."
Stoner 2: "Yeah man, you're kinda being a huge shmeel face."

by DR.GENATALIA May 23, 2016

Eyes without a face

“youre eyes without a face” means to be a liar, tricking someone into wasting time on you while you’re a just a liar. Eyes without a face.

she looked at me in a way, she loved me

she’s just eyes without a face. don’t fall for it

by facewithouteyes March 7, 2024