hotness robin

hotness robin is someone that can do anything that's possible

hotness robin is hot and can do the splits and anything you or anything possible including backflip on the dick

by rooster, chopps, key, tits October 1, 2008

Hot coco surprise

The act of taking a hot runny dump in your buddies drink, and then yelling "Surprise!" after he/she drinks it.

Adam: Hay Bill! Take a sip of your hot coco surprise!

Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!

Adam: Surprise!

by Abel The Wicked December 16, 2008

Hot Facial

When you shit or piss hot excretements onto your partners face.

She cried bloody murder when I gave her a hot facial.

by Hashoil October 22, 2008

Hot Yawn

When a person farts and the smell is so rancid that the room is cleared.

Shelby's asshole continuously dealt the room hot yawns all night.

by MemphisBoss February 10, 2013

Hot n' Chunky Stewjob

This is the act of throwing up warm chunky vomit onto a partners genitals during oral sex. As disgusting as it sounds, surely there are people out there (like those into shit porn) who enjoy this. It is generally an accidental act triggered by a gag reflex or perhaps a very yeasty vag, but may be used purposely as an act of revenge or spite.

EX1. Bill only wanted a BJ from Steph, but she ended up giving him more than he asked for, a nice hot n' chunky stewjob.

EX2. Steve was all hyped up to eat out Jill's axe wound but the bitch was so dirty he gave her a hot n chunky stewjob before he even touched his tongue to it.

by N8RZ March 18, 2013

Internet Hot

Internet hot is the term used when you see a person online whom everybody will say is hot (cute, pretty, etc.) but really isn't, they are just hot enough for certain weirdo's to become "excited" over, on the Internet but not in a real life situation.

Swaggy Justin Bieber look-alike: Ayee girl ur sooo beautiful !! u hav the prettyest eyes evr !!! want 2 txt nd trade pix???
Regular guy: Pshhh.. Internet hot. Never would bang her in the real world.

by MOOS April 22, 2013

hot rachet

A steamy tool to loosen nuts.

Bob: I used a hot rachet to loosen lauran's button on her pants last night.

Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.

by tooturnttimmy January 4, 2014