shift-faced

Riding motorcycles or quads around completely wasted. term comes from a brand of riding gear called Shift.

lets drink before we go riding, i want to go out shift-faced

by Papacav May 14, 2010

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

abercrombie face

adj. a natural face with no makeup. The company of Abercrombie and Fitch requires it's employees to wear minimal makeup with no eyeliner or colored makeup or nail polish. They need natural looking faces in the store. So basically they just wear no makeup or natural and nude tones on the face.

"Hey Susie, you look tired today?"
"Nope,I'm just going abercrombie face today"

by celebutant312 November 6, 2014

Dog Faced Hermans

A scottish rock band which their sound is really hard to explain. I see it as a mishmash of jazz, ska, punk and noise rock. Listening to experimental bands like Dog Faced Hermans, Sonic Youth, Swans, Boris and Daughters have changed the way I look at guitar. There's definitely alot of types of chord progressions that even the most skilled guitarists don't even know about.

Dog Faced Hermans are from Scotland, my home country.

by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025

out the face

When some one is extremely drunk and/or high. Usually used in the past tense.

It's not like she remembers, she was out the face last night.

by miss. rotten November 10, 2006

swab face

The reflex face that you make when you’re getting your oropharyngeal/nasopharyngeal swab, usually followed by a brief moment of sneezing, crying, coughing and/or gagging

I was so embarrassed of my swab face when I was swab-fucked this evening for the surveillance screening

by doctorryan27 July 5, 2021

face tok

when your on facetime with your friend/partner and you screen share watch tiktoks for hoursss

adrian: hey i'm bored, what do u want to do?
jasmine: i'll share my screen so we can face tok

by jmoneyyyyyyyy October 12, 2023