K-dog ( is a nickname that refers to a david kostal, the author of TOTAL DOMINATION. He can be found teaching 'science' - or as I like to call it, witchcraft, in the northbrook junior high school. IThis god-like man emerged from the ancient celestial heavens on a blazing chariot powered by teenage hormones and sleep deprivation. He will not rest until his students succeed. He hasn't slept in years. you thought Santa delivers presents to children on Christmas, you’re wrong, Mr. Kostal delivers the presents. If you thought that it takes a miracle for a candle to stay lit for 8 days, you’re wrong, it takes a David Kostal to keep a candle lit for 8 days. David Kostal is the miracle. Kostal spent 5 years on an island off the coast of Mexico learning an ancient form of karate. He is the sole inspiration for all anime ever created and invented k-pop as well. Using his master karate , he once broke the internet while performing the prestigious art of T-Posing, which is the topic of his book Total Domination; David Kostal's life story. Some of his hobbies include collecting Zero Sugar Pepsi cans, growing Watermelon, and cleaning up the messes his students make.
by jehovah's wetness December 17, 2018
Get the K-Dogmug. by itsalwaysme223 July 1, 2024
Get the Left pocket dog shitmug. by OpaGramps May 22, 2024
Get the Wet dog smellmug. 
A derisive adjective used to describe a person who thinks they are in line with the counterculture movement but put their nose up at things that are different from their expectations. They are nice and friendly but not particularly interesting or interested in new ideas. Like dogs, they simply enjoy being part of a pack.
Shelly: "I am really into a guy with serious ance."
Gabby: "omg you are so weird"
and Shelly replied "well you're a norm-dog."
Gabby: "omg you are so weird"
and Shelly replied "well you're a norm-dog."
by ohballz May 21, 2013
Get the Norm-dogmug. A sexual act to demonstrate loyalty and power in which a large male (preferably Russian with shared characteristics of that of a bear) man spreads at the top of the bed while 8 elegant females (preferably with collars on) pose in doggy positions set up in a formation of that similar to a dog sled. The Male will then proceed to whip them with a material of his choice until he has had enough.
by Smegma Shooter April 2, 2022
Get the Siberian Dog Sledmug. 