I'm thinkin' it might stem from the fragility of candy, how easily shattered it can be when dropped, or how it can melt in both wet environments and hot.
oh go out and play in the rain, have some fun! and stop being such a candy ass, your not gonna melt; you might even like it!
by k. sebastian December 13, 2007
Get the candy assmug. 
the leader of all assholes!!
by sal February 3, 2004
Get the ass prophetmug. 1. Bits of crap that hang on the ass fluff around the a-hole. Often induce vomiting, when rimming someone with ass candy.
2. Candy for the ass. Like eye candy. A male that you wouldnt mind having in your ass.
3. A really nice bum!
2. Candy for the ass. Like eye candy. A male that you wouldnt mind having in your ass.
3. A really nice bum!
1.
'Shit, kevin had some manky ass candy in his fluff!! I was vomming for the rest of the arvie. I dont think i will be seeing him again, until he learns to use toilet roll.'
2.
Person 1-'Now that is some nice piece of ASS'!!
Person2-'I'm not gonna lie to you, that is some lovely eye candy'!
Person 1-'and ass candy!'
3.
Wow, that ass is nice! Its ass candy!!
'Shit, kevin had some manky ass candy in his fluff!! I was vomming for the rest of the arvie. I dont think i will be seeing him again, until he learns to use toilet roll.'
2.
Person 1-'Now that is some nice piece of ASS'!!
Person2-'I'm not gonna lie to you, that is some lovely eye candy'!
Person 1-'and ass candy!'
3.
Wow, that ass is nice! Its ass candy!!
by AliceW January 8, 2009
Get the ass candymug. by poo June 17, 2004
Get the Ass Shavermug. One who annoys you usually by invading your space to scream or yell at your ass.
Also can be used as a term to describe the general douchery of an annoying person.
Also can be used as a term to describe the general douchery of an annoying person.
by S-e-a-n July 16, 2006
Get the ass bansheemug. 1. A person or persons that display ass like qualities.
2. An ass that someone wears as a hat i.e you have some ones head up your ass.
3. A hat that someone wears on their ass i.e a raging butt pirate
4. A guy named Burgh in CT who practices asshatery.
2. An ass that someone wears as a hat i.e you have some ones head up your ass.
3. A hat that someone wears on their ass i.e a raging butt pirate
4. A guy named Burgh in CT who practices asshatery.
2+2 does not equal 7 you ass-hat!
Get over here and keep my rear warm you ass-hat!
That guy is the boss's ass-hat.
Burgh you are a giant ass-hat!
Get over here and keep my rear warm you ass-hat!
That guy is the boss's ass-hat.
Burgh you are a giant ass-hat!
by BlackboyT December 13, 2007
Get the ass-hatmug.