Dog Water

Simply put it means your trash but mostly 12 year old's and cringey people use that term (please don't use this term it's not cool)
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dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.
Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"
by Ilkley March 26, 2020
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Shepherd’s Dog

A dog that licks the peanut butter off of a humans asshole. Easily identified by the dingleberries on the snout that consist of a perfect mixture of peanut butter, saliva, and shit.
Damn, all I smell is the snout of that Shepherd’s Dog! What a face full of fuck!
by Alan Flint April 12, 2025
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What the dog doin'?

A mystery that has yet to be solved by the brightest heads of humanity.

That is if it shall ever be solved.

So the question indeed remains :"What is the Dog doing?"
Give me some of those mints...oh yeah me too..oh yeah .cool .....what the dog doin'?
-when someone hase mints in school.
by Redos (make up your own name!) January 02, 2022
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Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs
Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG
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Flipping my dog

Putting on some revealing yoga pants, bikini, swimsuit or something similar which is SUPER TIGHT across the vaginal area, then going into some random Yoga pose on YouTube under the pretence of something "meaningful", "healthy" or "educational" and basically just showing the world your vagina through your inappropriate choice of clothing. The women doing it appear to not understand quite how or why this is SO INAPPROPRIATE and DISGUSTING, PORNOGRAPHIC FILTH.

You can tell the women who are a bit shy as they get their mates to do it with them so the viewer gets to see multiple flanges at the same time. Nice.

The best bit is the videos often have some random Indian dude watching (probably knocking one out at the same time) which is just super random and unnecessary but kinda makes youtube what it is today.

If you're done with watching pornhub and even the TS channel isn't floating your boat any more, try searching dog flipping for an interesting and somewhat random wank. You may even learn some yoga along the way.
Just type in "flipping my dog" on youtube and you'll understand.
by Large Weapon December 02, 2024
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Triple Dog Dehne

Triple Dog Dehne is a nickname given to those who have an awful, seal-like laugh, someone that interrupts incessantly, and loves Shirley Temple drinks. Aside from all of that, she’s an amazing, genuine, loyal friend. Anyone would be lucky to have a friend like her. Oh, and she can also fit 3 hotdogs in her mouth at one time.
Oh, you don’t know Triple Dog Dehne? She’s a fucking LEGEND.
by kaylam February 17, 2018
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