hangin off

casually hangin out with a bud and getting off.

Some friends and i were hangin off. We were stuck inside due to rain, we all started fooling around and got off. We dont want to get serious it was casual.

by cainiii February 10, 2012

Jill Off

Female masturbation

“I amso stressed and my boyfriend is out of town. Maybe I should Jill Off

by Hurricane Haddassah November 20, 2018

drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there

My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets

by Nigger handles September 14, 2017

shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017

Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

jack off

its like jerking off but harder and louder

i jack off to mia khalifa

by HighPing June 4, 2019