National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
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4. Brian Kelly
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Today is National Stay at Home Day! This means you do not have to go to work, school, or even leave the house.
Today is National Stay at Home Day! This means you do not have to go to work, school, or even leave the house.
"Ay yo, today is National Stay at Home Day, where are you going?"
"Well I was gonna go to work but not anymore!"
"Well I was gonna go to work but not anymore!"
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Opposes the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay-rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. Skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.
Opposes the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay-rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. Skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.
National Aristocracy basically opposes Nationalism, romantic and liberal, the former being a transcendental value, while the latter believes in bourgeois values of the Enlightenment and the consequent French Revolution.
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person 1: "hey! did you know that june 21 is national fuck day?"
person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"
person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"
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