by dunkbunk January 18, 2023

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

by ihutec November 23, 2024

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

by Aceiana June 29, 2020

To be said to someone after they do something dumb; implying that they need a valence electron to become stable and not be an idiot.
by TheBenniestOfShapiros May 15, 2019

by Kiciot January 2, 2022
