by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 8, 2024

by MelonPanda January 4, 2021

How Brits ask if you want to come round for tea, like actual tea with tea and scones and jam and stuff
by HealthyDreamrr July 16, 2023

no
by i w a n t t o d i e December 13, 2017

by TheBritishJack June 1, 2024
