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Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) in a tissue then some one blows there nose in it or it can be used to abuse one .
by Cgl_96 March 2, 2010
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Shmeg-Willy

The process of wiping your own Shmegma upon another persons ear to recreate the famous “wet Willy
I just have Sonny a sick Shmeg-Willy and he cried
by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 7, 2023
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Philly Willy

The phrase 'Philly Willy' is the term used to describe cool people!
by holasoydora1 June 16, 2020
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willy wopper

Willy whopper is my dick with a purple condom on it
Wow fam you have a Willy wopper
by Spicey man June 2, 2017
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Smiling Willy

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!
by oh deary me May 11, 2015
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Willy's Wonderland

Willy's Wonderland is a movie about an arsonist, a janitor guy who knows taiquando, a car theif, a crazy ass police woman, and seven murdurous as hell, crazy fucking animatronics. And a lot of death. And blood. Basicly fnaf on crack, with added crazy mother-fuckers.
"Isn't Willy's Wonderland is weird as fuck? It's fnaf on crack."
by IWantABrick June 8, 2022
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The Book of Willis

Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.

Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.

Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?

Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?

Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.

Rule 6. Listen before you speak.

Rule 7. We outside.

-Darth Willis.
According to the Book of Willis you are a crackbaby.
by A Defective Condom September 1, 2021
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