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Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.
"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"
by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020
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vagina fizzled

when a girl is being diffcult or a bitch
Man, that girl accountant was vagina fizzled because i asked for a pen.
by Befford February 27, 2009
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Leaky Vagina

A leaky fanny is a female's intimate area after forms of sex or masturbation. This means her vagina could be leaking because of the male semen inside of it, or the female experiencing an orgasm.

The term "fanny" is slang for a vagina.
Oh, I took it out and she had a proper leaky vagina.
She orgasmed so hard, that her fanny leaked everywhere.
by MyNamesAkira December 7, 2016
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vagina male

It is a higher name for Cunny Man. It sounds funnier. First said by Lord Daveed
by Lord StronZo January 19, 2018
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vagina refugee

A vagina refugee is a human being that has been born into the world and cannot go back to where they came from which is the womb. Or a person who has had a lot of kids that they don’t know what to do with them.
I have had too many kids and don’t know what to do with them. But they are not going back in my vagina. They will be known as vagina refugees.
by JP in vegas July 20, 2023
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Vagina Egg

When you queef and the do a frontal followthrough

Looks like a Kinder Egg without the toy but with all the surprise
Becky: Hahaha Ive just queefed...........oh wait something else came out too

Sophie: Thats a vagina egg!!!
by Miniman90320 August 6, 2011
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vagina sweater

Wow sandy hasn't shaved in months, she's got a real vagina sweater going on down there.
by Shercock September 21, 2014
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