urban jellyfish

Noun. A plastic bag (usually from a grocery store, bodega or other ghetto-mart) that has been inflated and borne aloft by the wind, giving it a jellyfish like appearance. Common in neighborhoods where littering is acceptable but walking on a sidewalk isn't.

I almost ran over that ho because she stepped out infront of me right as an urban jellyfish splatted up against my windshield.

by hoodrat January 4, 2005

Urban Dictionary

A piece of shit.

"Heard of that urban Dictionary?"
"Yeah it's a blow out your ass!"

by A random bitch. March 4, 2009

Urban Sprawl

Expansion of the female pubic hair population outside the panties and down the legs.

Saw this Persian girl at the beach. She had the worst case of urban sprawl that I hade ever seen, until her mother stood up.

by Doctor 420 May 23, 2014

urban dictionaire

A geek who posts many, many words on Urban Dictionary.

I am so excited, because I am becoming an urban dictionaire!

by Seshie January 9, 2009

Urban Dick

Instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage.

Fits G-Union perfectly.

by Anonymous April 28, 2006

Urban Dic

Someone who uses too many phrases from Urban Dictionary, therefore coming off as a total pretentious dick.

Guy 1: Hey how's it going?

Guy 2: Oh you know, I was having this wicked convo with hipster-Jim earlier about this new band, but then I called bullshit on him because I realized he is just a googlesearch fan. What a PAB.

Guy 1: …You are such an urban dic.

by bananainspain April 17, 2011

Urban Dictionary

This website that you are looking at right now.

Why are you searching Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary, it's very obvious what it is, considering you are on it right now!

by Jedlol October 28, 2010