Unicorn Piss

another term used for not a #1 nor a #2 but a #3/cum

“bro im tired of cleanin up unicorn piss off the bathroom floor”

by 73JT August 12, 2022

unicorn stamp

Using official authority to make a kid's toy, stuffed animal or imaginary friend become a verified member or authorized participant in an activity, either on purpose or incidentally

Turkish authorities accidentally unicorn stamped her toy's passport because Emily crafted it so well.

by Unicorn Stampin' January 7, 2021

Unicorn Pancakes

A secret code word to use when you’re sending nudes to someone as a warning to make sure they don’t open it around the wrong eyes.

*snap notification*

Chat: Unicorn Pancakes
Chat 2: Oh thank god I didn’t open that I was around my parents

by BfOfAshes March 24, 2021

Unicorn Swirl

A Unicorn Swirl is when the male in the relationship takes he’s penis and swirls it in to a circle and the woman throws up in the middle and the male has to eat it off his dick

Hey babe would you like to Unicorn Swirl tonight?

by sickdickman April 1, 2021

Fat Unicorn

If you think it is a fat unicorn, it's a Rhinoceros

4 year old girl: It's a fat Unicorn!

Father: No it's a Rhinoceros.

by You stupid... May 6, 2021

Unicorn Homebuyer

Someone who buys their first home without financial assistance from immediate or extended family. This includes, but is not limited to: receiving a windfall from family, a loan from family, using family property to co-sign a mortgage, using inheritance money paid upfront to buy a property.

“Believe it or not - they are Unicorn Homebuyers; they didn’t get a cent from family when they bought their house and did it all on their own!”

by Unicorn Homebuyer December 17, 2022

Unicorn Horn

Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.

P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"

by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023