Turd maker

A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.

Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.

"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"

by turdmaker007 April 14, 2014

tree turd

Pine cones

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.

by Frankie figs June 11, 2017

Rolling Turd

A loaf shaped vehicle in which many obscene actions occure

Man, that camping trip in the rolling turd was awesome

by Chuck/Sheymus September 26, 2011

turd logger

Someone who is always dropping dumpage.

Ex.
Person 1
Susie is always in the bathroom.
Person 2
She's a turd logger man.

by The3nforcer April 14, 2014

turt turd

The cure to cancer is to fuck a turtle and make it squirtle and then you take the cum of the turtle and slap it on yo forehead. Tah Dah you cancer has been cured!!!

Omg, my friend is a surviver from breat cancer. He used the turt turd!!!!!

by ValTheAlpha April 1, 2022

eraser turds

The bits of eraser left behind after erasing something.

Teacher: get all the eraser turds off your desk so it doesn't mess up your drawing.

by spikeyrulez April 7, 2011

turd growl

when you take a poo and your butt hole growls louder than your girlfriend screaming in the bedroom.

a guy: "DUDE, did you hear that turd growl?!"
me: "Ew, yeah it woke up my baby sister.."

by ilikeyoualotweinerlickingshit July 31, 2009