perfect hat-trick

In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.

- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?

- Yeah, went back to hers

- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?

- Nah, she wouldn't do anal

by Paul Bird January 22, 2011

Trackmaster

A High School Senior WHO IS DA SHIT AT TRACK WHO GETS ALL THE FLY BITCHES IN LONGMONT ESE!

(Even though there are no fly bitches in Longmont)

Trackmaster gets all the ladies.

by LTown Sucks September 15, 2004

tracks

scars caused by injecting drugs

he was taken in for questioning when they saw the tracks on his arms

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2008

trick

a woman that does one of the following

1. plans something with a guy (or anyone for that matter) and suddenly cancels or has "a cousin come into town"

2. messes with a guy's head and makes him think she likes him when she doesn't

3. is just a straight up hoe

"man, that girl i used to hang around with is a major trick and wasn't worth my time"

"that girl angie is a big trick, AND she got beat with a ugly stick"

by Bob Fox February 25, 2007

Trick

a) A female who is a slutty tease and has very few morals

b) A female who says she will cheat on her boyfriend with you and ends up rejecting you

Wow, Megan spent the night at my house and didnt even give it up. What a trick.

by Mike Michael August 6, 2009

cholo hat-trick

Also known as a vato trifecta, a cholo hat-trick consists of spraying graffiti, getting drunk and masturbating all in the same day at the same place.

Cholo hat-tricks usually occur at a cholo's place of employment which is most commonly a restaurant.

After a rough day of bussing tables, Hector decided to let off some steam with a cholo hat-trick.

by Dognutts December 21, 2007

Track

To understand/comprehend something.

Yeah man, I totally track what you're saying. It makes perfect sense.

by Meow456 June 10, 2011