post-drunk

The kind of drunk where you feel really slow & unmotivated, but eventually you work yourself up into a frenzy, only to fall back off again; this cycle usually repeats itself. You tend not to talk much, if at all. This kind of drunken experience usually lasts longer than most other types, and people who don't get drunk that often have no idea this kind of drunk exists.

"I'm post-drunk, but last night I was prog drunk. I'd explain, but it's a bit complicated."

by Woodenhead I April 23, 2008

post-production

A world where literally everything is dumped in your lap because everyone else has given up.

Hey Dan, let's send these .MP4 files to Post-Production and let them finish this conversion shit.

by Geroge! February 16, 2017

Post Material

To have a very attractive male or female looks so good, it looks like thier bodies sole purpose is for intercourse.

(also see post)

person1: You see that Post Material walk by?
person2: I would leave her crippled!

by Ist Slang2012 May 19, 2009

Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.

I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.

by Ilikepink November 22, 2017

post-jay

That period after you've smoked weed where you start to remember things and want to write about them, and then you read it the next morning and you're sure you were really high.

Paper: Google Earth - beach border

You to yourself: "Yup - I was definitely post-jay last night."

by Paped Rian April 25, 2009

posting on ud

When you post on UD (urban dictionary), DO NOT POST THE FOLOWING:
an insult towards a real person ("carol's a lesbo") is not allowed and'll probably be rejected.

also, NO PHONE #'S

If your posts are just pointless, they'll probably not make it through editing withought being plucked ot

There is'nt much of a problem with getting political, but it may also be removed, just not as often.

AAANNND that's pretty much it...for now

person1:hmmm i think i'll just post this discouraging message containing phone #'s

person2: (after reciving offensive post) why, oh why do idiots have to post phone #'s and peronal information. they shold have read this message before posting on ud

by twinmill5000 March 24, 2007

brainfart post

A post showing up on a social media page or group that is totally off topic, irrelevant or incoherent. It takes an average time of thirty seconds to click the link and read enough of it to realize it is a total waste of one's time. For example, on a group with 7,000 members, that one post has collectively stolen an hour of life from those people.

I just clicked on that post on the embroidery group and had to watch a brainfart post of a stupid video of a puppy puking up a sock! Did that guy really think the world of embroidery would be made better with that video??!!

by billy sharpstick February 6, 2017