Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.

Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.

by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021

Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

by Bigsize October 9, 2008

Bad Egg

Proof that you are a naughty hacker and will be reported to the FBI

“I got a Bad Egg in Pokémon.”
“FBI OPEN UP!”

by 3 Nutkabobs in a trench coat July 25, 2019

black eggs

A Black man's balls.

Kiesha gave LeRoy a good blowjob which included sucking on his big Black Eggs.

by Stains and Smears May 10, 2018

egg eater

A male/female human who inserts his/her tongue deep into another females vagina during foreplay reaching into the uterus.

I am an egg eater because of my long tongue.

My boyfriend is an egg eater.

by Skidz395 March 3, 2014

curried eggs

The act of dipping your sweaty balls in curry powder and having an Indian lick and/or suck them

Do you like my curried eggs?
Yes. Thank you very much. Come again.

by ivanolo2010 September 23, 2010

English egg

When you sucking your own dick and you shoot a load in your mouth and the skeet drips down your nose to your sack from the perfect head position

Johnny's doing an English egg hahahaha

by Dave Lawrence July 21, 2014